That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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