Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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