You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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