CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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