whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Green mimosas i think yes
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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