Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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