Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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