I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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