Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
