Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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