I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Alive.
So much puke
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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