bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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