AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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