**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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