they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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