community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
