In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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