I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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