I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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