idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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