note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
She tied me up with her honor cords...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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