so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
