did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
