on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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