Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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