Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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