I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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