Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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