Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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