I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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