oh god the rape fog is back!
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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