i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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