her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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