her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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