too bad you live with your parents still
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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