So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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