I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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