I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
