Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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