he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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