this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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