google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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