i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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