Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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