Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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