I need help removing her.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize