once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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