The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm both gender and math confused
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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