This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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