You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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