Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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