that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
