Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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