It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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